anonymous
Please help, since using DDG I've developed the dreaded G.A.S. (Google avoidance syndrome.)
I so miss the days when I clicked through three pages of commercials, misdirections, irrelevant sites, half page ads, and redirects to find even the most basic of requests (on a good day.)
I now have to deal with the frustration of finding results much too quickly for my Google conditioned brain to process, not to mention the unnaturally clean no-nonsense format.
It's threatening to make the whole internet experience enjoyable, like it was back in the day. It's positively scary, what can I do?
posted by <hidden> • 3 years and 2 months ago Link

x.15a2
HaHa, that's a great testimonial!

Don't worry, you'll get over it and soon !G will just be a horrible memory!
posted by x.15a2 Community Leader3 years and 2 months ago Link